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+ Unexpected Stops In Life
When shit just gets to real, you have to let other people know.
hollow-crown:

Butts, butts and more butts.

sodamnrelatable:

I’m literally jack sparrow

Like people may be like “You’re the worst blog I’ve ever heard of”

and I’m like image

(Source: slutformisha)

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

sherbot:

theboywhofangirled:

TOTALLY JUST CONVINCED MY BRITISH FRIEND THE AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEM USES SHARPS AND FLATS IN GRADING LIKE A-, Ab, A, A#, AND A+ AND SHE’S TOTALLY BUYING IT

YOU LITTLE SHIT

- white dad in any movie: but son, you're throwing away your DREAM
- white son in any movie: no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~

wartortles:

vinylequalshappiness:

wartortles:

theres nothing jacking off cant fix

Masturbation Addiction.

ok u win this time

hobolunchbox:

Tell Miss Laura goodbye.