Unexpected Stops In Life

superherotimelorddetective: choc-o-late: est-offensa-et-mirari: deppsydoodle: deppsydoodle: why...

Tue, 21 May 2013 12:53:30 -0400

choc-o-late:

est-offensa-et-mirari:

deppsydoodle:

deppsydoodle:

why is peter pan always flying?

he neverlands

I love this joke because it never grows old

It has a nice hook.

This doesn’t make sense. I’m lost, boys

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Tue, 21 May 2013 12:45:40 -0400

hollow-crown: Butts, butts and more butts.

Tue, 21 May 2013 12:45:18 -0400

hollow-crown:

Butts, butts and more butts.

allthingshyper: animeasuka: WHY DID WE NEVER TALK ABOUT...

Tue, 21 May 2013 04:45:49 -0400

allthingshyper:

animeasuka:

WHY DID WE NEVER TALK ABOUT THIS

Jessica Rabbit is having none of your sexual assault

sodamnrelatable: I’m literally jack sparrow Like people may be like “You’re the worst blog I’ve...

Tue, 21 May 2013 04:45:09 -0400

sodamnrelatable:

I’m literally jack sparrow

Like people may be like “You’re the worst blog I’ve ever heard of”

and I’m like

teenytigress: SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR...

Mon, 20 May 2013 23:03:34 -0400

teenytigress:

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY

sherbot: theboywhofangirled: TOTALLY JUST CONVINCED MY BRITISH FRIEND THE AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEM...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:56:25 -0400

sherbot:

theboywhofangirled:

TOTALLY JUST CONVINCED MY BRITISH FRIEND THE AMERICAN SCHOOL SYSTEM USES SHARPS AND FLATS IN GRADING LIKE A-, Ab, A, A#, AND A+ AND SHE’S TOTALLY BUYING IT

YOU LITTLE SHIT

white dad in any movie: but son, you're throwing away your DREAM

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:54:09 -0400

white dad in any movie: but son, you're throwing away your DREAM
white son in any movie: no dad, I'm throwing away ~yours~

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Mon, 20 May 2013 22:43:46 -0400

wartortles: vinylequalshappiness: wartortles: theres nothing jacking off cant fix Masturbation...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:43:14 -0400

wartortles:

vinylequalshappiness:

wartortles:

theres nothing jacking off cant fix

Masturbation Addiction.

ok u win this time

hobolunchbox: Tell Miss Laura goodbye.

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:37:31 -0400

hobolunchbox:

Tell Miss Laura goodbye.

tabiisprecious: onthesideoftheotters: joshsux: nicki in the...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:34:33 -0400

tabiisprecious:

onthesideoftheotters:

joshsux:

nicki in the background

oHMYGOD taylor’s like “i feel you bro you call them out on their shit” and nicki’s like “gurl he means you”

does anyone else see the guy way back there. that guy that suddenly appears and points at taylor

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Sat, 18 May 2013 22:56:23 -0400

LIFE HACK

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:53:35 -0400

jacquelineann95:

asap-tran:

really-shit:

If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.

fuck

oh so that’s how it works

assbutt-in-the-garrison: nuclearmorning: almightykushlord: jsa...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:51:46 -0400

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

nuclearmorning:

almightykushlord:

jsantagato:

So glad I found this. Two virgins (also never kissed anyone ever) kissing for the first time on their wedding day. Awkward to say the least.

shuddering

friends this is why “no anything before marriage” is a bad philosophy to have.

rectumofglory: mizufae: t0gekisses: I literally gasped this...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:50:42 -0400

rectumofglory:

mizufae:

t0gekisses:

I literally gasped

this pleases me greatly

i’m so glad

oyveyzqueer: fenfearnley: helens78: zillah975: goldenorbroken...

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:49:44 -0400

oyveyzqueer:

fenfearnley:

helens78:

zillah975:

goldenorbrokenorlost:

jacobtheloofah:

butterfly-zombie:

meow—lex:

proletarianinstinct:

batlesbo:

airspaniel:

This is literally breathtaking.

My friend just sent this to me… wow. Watch until the end.

Jesus Christ

Nothing makes sense anymore

holy shit.

Oh my god.

Wow. Wow.

Wow. I literally have tears in my eyes, that was spectacular.

This exact act was part of Amaluna when I went to see it earlier this year, and I swear, I have never heard an audience so quiet in my LIFE. I remember thinking at the time, too, that I had never imagined an audience holding its collective breath to see if someone could keep a stack of things balanced that way before, but the audience reactions were very much like the ones in this video. It was amazing.

Also saw this at amaluna and I cried.

oh my god

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Sat, 18 May 2013 22:40:18 -0400

niknak79: The truth ducks have been hiding

Sat, 18 May 2013 22:39:44 -0400

niknak79:

The truth ducks have been hiding

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Sat, 18 May 2013 22:38:18 -0400